In honor of my spawn and my one morning freak out, I will tell a tale.
I am a lover of Hill Climb Racing 2.
Full guilty pleasure game, I am thejikz on there, you can find me in world rankings in community built tracks in top 10k for several seasons.
Yea, I like the game.
Two spawn, both loving the game as well, but lacking 2 devices, cleverly shared a single old phone of mine, and created an amalgamated user name based on their interests in meme-ery, dankness, and digital things etc.
8-bit is certainly easy, so that was a part.
CHEZ is a form of "Cheese" of which the one spawn was singularly infatuated with as a funny bit only, not a dietary function.
The resulting 8Bit-CHEZ username was born, an I fully green lighted this for weeks, telling the team that my kids were coming on, etc etc.
I read this out loud one morning...
Eight Bitches. Yes. I finally verbalized this after weeks of it on boards, in friendly chats, no one said a fucking thing.